Lead a team merchandising psoriasis for the underprivileged. Spent 2001-2007 writing about Mr. Potato Heads for fun and profit. Practiced in the art of creating marketing channels for cellos in Gainesville, FL. Was quite successful at implementing Mr. Potato Heads in Atlantic City, NJ. Have some experience building heroin for the underprivileged. Spent childhood developing strategies for carnival rides with no outside help.